A.J. Maciejewski
Whether you see Death Stranding as an enjoyable artistic masterpiece full of commentary about contemporary society or a frustrating mess complete with self-indulgent schlock, you're 100% correct.
If Bus Fix 2019 is some kind of joke then it's done a great job of punking me with its downright unplayable gameplay and lame premise.
As of writing this, Color Bombs is the worst game that I've ever reviewed.
The premise of Grand Cruise seems promising: a virtual reality mini-game set in One Piece's colourful world.
After all is said and done, Super Robo Mouse isn't the worst game that I've ever played (it's slightly better than Color Bombs and Heptrix), but it's still an unplayable catastrophe that Nintendo shouldn't have let on their eShop.
Burst Shooter seems more like a game made for a school project than something that should be commercially available to the public.
Halloween Candy Break is nothing short of a shoddy seasonal cash grab so don't be dumb like me; avoid playing it at all costs.
Bounty Battle's character roster is the only thing it has going for it as everything else comes across like a school project gone wrong.
Playing Robot Squad Simulator X is a lot like watching a robot fail video although it manages to be far less entertaining.
Trying to have fun playing Help Me Doctor is like faking laughter when your boss tells an awful joke. It just doesn't feel right.
I was debating whether to give Super Tennis 0 or 1 stars and I decided on the latter because at least it's functional and looks decent.
I can't think of a reason why anyone would want to play Blindy. From its irritating concept to its annoying gameplay, it's one bad game.
If Alaskans actually drove like you do in this game, the whole state would be completely covered in abandoned overturned vehicles.
If the fact that it's titled Redneck Skeet Shooting isn't enough of a red flag, allow me to say that this is one terrible game.
If you thought the Wii had some terrible chicken-themed games then you probably haven't played Chicken Rider. It's clucking awful.
It appears to be an adequate shooter but even skilled shoot 'em up veterans will find Mars: Chaos Menace to be a frustrating mess.
If you love pretentious indie games then you may enjoy Vane but those just looking to have fun will likely get irritated with it.
I'm sure the developers of Crimson Keep had a clear vision of a fun dungeon crawler in mind but what they actually made is one of the worst games that I've played in a long time.
If you ever see a monkey floating around on a cloud then you should slap him to prevent any more of these games from being made.
Heavy Fire: Red Shadow is such a disappointing game that even if you were a fan of the previous games in the series, you likely won't find anything to enjoy within this bare-bones sequel.